TEST DRIVE MEME;

[gangarang]

WELCOME TO THE INTERMISSION

You must post here prior to your acceptance into the comms.
Even if you're not looking to join the game with a character, go ahead and use this.
Just keep it Homestuck kids.
Also below an "R" rating.

REMINDER: No need to pick an alignment! Or go for it. Doesn't matter, none of this is game canon. I don't really care what you do.

pls and thank

Comments

[laws]

i am going to need a bigger gun to deal with this.

[xanthous]

A2 a warniing - there'2 a pretty biig hole near 2ome hiive2tem2. You miight want to be careful.





IIn my defen2e, they were 2hootiing at me.

[bossedup]

yo
someone get me a coffee none a this milk shit make it black empress got some paperwork and no time for your koi cullshit.
who the eff put this in my offish i swear you dudes want me to wring your necks reel tight.

[quasiroyal]

You are being Snowman. You can't even remember how to properly format Homestuck-style posts. How embarrassing.

Still, test drives are a thing.

There are so many people here wearing the wrong kind of hat.

[bossedup]

what the shell is your problem.
why cant you just hand yourshell over nicely aint no one got time to try and shoot you.

[xanthous]

[bluh go away]

Apparently 2omeone ha2 the tiime.
And II don't want to get 2tuck to a 2hiip agaiin, 2o there'2 no way II'm turniing my2elf over.

[bossedup]

dont make me come get you myshell.
empress got a nice new set a wheels with no battery if you catch my drift.
3B)
and i dont miss like these decrepit old dudes here.

[xanthous]

II thought you diidn't have tiime to cha2e after old ex-Helm2man, becau2e you're 2o bu2y beiing Empre22. Are you goiing to 2hiirk your dutiie2 tryiing to get me back?

II'm 2ure your aiim ii2 ab2olutely iimpeccable.

[battledrobe]

WELL IT IS NOT ME THIS TIME! ...I THINK.




NO, IT IS DEFINITELY NOT ME!

[quasiroyal]

You're not the worst offender, no. But it could be better.

[battledrobe]

BUT I LIKE MY HAT. IT FEELS RIGHT.

[keepcasual]

Ma'am, you sound confused. No one here's in the habit of getting their necks wrung unless we're the ones doing the wringing.
Been ages since we bothered swearing fealty to any Empress, too.

Nonetheless, I can respect your tastes. Simple, to the point. No time wasted with elaborate hoopla and dilly-dallying.
So I might consider getting your coffee. While I'm at it, allow me to light that cigarette for you.

[quasiroyal]

That's because you're stupid.

[battledrobe]

THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY HAT, THOUGH.

[good job recognizing that insult, Deuce]

[keepcasual]

It's an embarrassing sight, all these schmoes and stooges not paying attention.
A hat is an important part of the ensemble. You wear the wrong one and it throws the whole thing out of balance.
Amateurs, the lot of 'em.

[quasiroyal]

[Deuce... no.....]

You've just proved my point.

[quasiroyal]

Speak to your little fellows, then.
They're some of the worst offenders in this joint.

[battledrobe]

[HE'S JUST SO USED TO ABUSE FROM HIS OWN CREW IT BOUNCES RIGHT OFF NOW]

BUT.


I DID NOT CALL MY HAT STUPID. BECAUSE IT ISN'T. IT IS A VERY NICE HAT AND I AM VERY PROUD OF IT EVEN IF DROOG ISN'T.

[keepcasual]

More gun isn't always the way to do the job, not when there's no style to it. All a lot of flashy nonsense that gets nothing done.

[laws]

while i will not say no to larger rocket launchers as well i am perfectly sure that given enough arms i can do the job. style does not matter so long as i am able to do my job.

[keepcasual]

Sister, you ain't tell me any news.
Especially when you got that flappy number sitting on top of your own head. Doesn't even match the dress.

Tsk tsk.

[keepcasual]

The job is everything, but a job's gotta be done right if it's worth doing at all. Taking it calm and cool, not messing around with the big frenetic nonsense, that's the most important thing.
Big attention-grabbing explosions don't do favors for anyone.

[quasiroyal]

Diamonds Droog is an insufferable, uptight little insect who's too concerned with judging everyone else to actually offer useful advice.

If you ask me, you ought to try a newsboy.

[He would look terrible in a newsboy... she's just being rude.........]

[battledrobe]

HEY! DROOG CAN BE SORT OF NICE WHEN HE ISN'T TELLING YOU NOT TO BREATH ON HIS SUITS. OR HIS HATS. OR THE NEWSPAPER.

THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE THE KIND OF HAT THAT A DEMOLITIONS MOBSTER TYPE GUY SHOULD BE WEARING TO ME.

[laws]

i beg to differ. explosions solve everything.