TEST DRIVE MEME;

[gangarang]

WELCOME TO THE INTERMISSION

You must post here prior to your acceptance into the comms.
Even if you're not looking to join the game with a character, go ahead and use this.
Just keep it Homestuck kids.
Also below an "R" rating.

REMINDER: No need to pick an alignment! Or go for it. Doesn't matter, none of this is game canon. I don't really care what you do.

pls and thank

Comments

[laws]

i am going to need a bigger gun to deal with this.

[keepcasual]

More gun isn't always the way to do the job, not when there's no style to it. All a lot of flashy nonsense that gets nothing done.

[xanthous]

A2 a warniing - there'2 a pretty biig hole near 2ome hiive2tem2. You miight want to be careful.





IIn my defen2e, they were 2hootiing at me.

[bossedup]

what the shell is your problem.
why cant you just hand yourshell over nicely aint no one got time to try and shoot you.

[bossedup]

yo
someone get me a coffee none a this milk shit make it black empress got some paperwork and no time for your koi cullshit.
who the eff put this in my offish i swear you dudes want me to wring your necks reel tight.

[keepcasual]

Ma'am, you sound confused. No one here's in the habit of getting their necks wrung unless we're the ones doing the wringing.
Been ages since we bothered swearing fealty to any Empress, too.

Nonetheless, I can respect your tastes. Simple, to the point. No time wasted with elaborate hoopla and dilly-dallying.
So I might consider getting your coffee. While I'm at it, allow me to light that cigarette for you.

[quasiroyal]

You are being Snowman. You can't even remember how to properly format Homestuck-style posts. How embarrassing.

Still, test drives are a thing.

There are so many people here wearing the wrong kind of hat.

[battledrobe]

WELL IT IS NOT ME THIS TIME! ...I THINK.




NO, IT IS DEFINITELY NOT ME!

[keepcasual]

It's an embarrassing sight, all these schmoes and stooges not paying attention.
A hat is an important part of the ensemble. You wear the wrong one and it throws the whole thing out of balance.
Amateurs, the lot of 'em.

[carapissed]

i can think of bigger problems than hats
im looking at one right now

[keepcasual]

Seems like as good a night as any to get the crew together. We got work to do here, and you know how the boss hates to wait.

Let's see you jokers fall in line.

[battledrobe]

ARE WE GOING OUT ON A JOB? OH YES! WHAT ARE WE DOING TONIGHT?

[tr3s]

...

What's all this?

[keepcasual]

Couldn't trace it to the root?

[lalondelicious]

Quite the interesting location you have here.

A surplus of bullet holes, mind.

Does anyone know where I can locate a firearm?

[xanthous]

A corp2e. 2ome looter2 are very lazy.

[firstly]

How incredibly clever of you all.
Did you really think you organize such a coup without my noticing?

[lalondelicious]

How surprising to find you in a location with lots of weapons. I'm simply agog with astonishment. If I were talking to a man with less of a gentlemanly air I would use an emoticon.
Alas, I am not.
Do you come here often?

[bossedup]

oh shell naw.

[keepcasual]

Saying word one would be redundant, guy like you'd just sit back and tell us you already knew. Waste of time for everyone.

Skipping the step was more efficient.

[carapissed]

normally id take the credit
but youre throwing it around like week old candy
how bout you go back to not being spacially aware
or whatever the fuck

[mortality]

If I must endure a panache t0 get thr0ugh all of this.
I will find a way t0 make every0ne wish they had been m0re c00perative.

[bossedup]

liked you better when you was an old wives tale nasty clowns told new recruits.
what the shell are you carpin on aboat now light show?

late to my own meme

[carapissed]

what
the fuck
are all you tricks doing
in my god damn city

[keepcasual]

Nothing you wouldn't expect, boss. Business as usual.

[egbertian]

EB: uh.

[lalondelicious]

A round of applause is required. Such an entrance necessitates it.

[spidertroll]

AG: Wh8t the hell is this????????

i hate you

[egbertian]

EB: what does it look like?