TEST DRIVE MEME;

[gangarang]

WELCOME TO THE INTERMISSION

You must post here prior to your acceptance into the comms.
Even if you're not looking to join the game with a character, go ahead and use this.
Just keep it Homestuck kids.
Also below an "R" rating.

REMINDER: No need to pick an alignment! Or go for it. Doesn't matter, none of this is game canon. I don't really care what you do.

pls and thank

Comments

[keepcasual]

Grubloaf needs grubs. You want some you're gonna needta make your own.

No one's got time for the paperwork. That's like getting all dressed up to go nowhere, and we got everywhere to be. Paperwork was for the old days, the bad days, when we played to the King's tune.

Our crew runs things here, you gotta problem with it, you take it up with the boss. You wanna talk to the boss, you go through me. So, tell me, lady, whatcha got that's so important to say?

[bossedup]

do i look like a mother glub.

boss
ugh.
i hate that guy hes always showin up when im tryin to run my ship.

[keepcasual]

I don't know what you or no mother glub looks like, so I can't exactly speak to that statement.

I also don't know no ships Slick's been taking an interest to. We certainly ain't got any on inventory, unless he's casing for an acquisition.

[bossedup]

who the eff is slick

[keepcasual]

He's the boss. Who else would he be?

[bossedup]

dont sound like a boss.
def no boss a mine.

[keepcasual]

He's the only boss worth mentioning. Like I said, we run this town. Built it up from the barren wastes the whole dead planet had become with nothing but our own hands.

[bossedup]

snooze.
dont sound as convincin as a ten foot green dude with impressive bling leg.
bossman might be gigantic douchefin but he's got mad style.

[keepcasual]

One of his, eh?

Well, we can take it for granted you won't be getting that coffee, then.

[bossedup]

yall rude as shell yo.

[keepcasual]

You wanna get mad at something, blame the troupe of ruffians and troublemakers you've fallen in with. Nice girl like you shouldn't be wasting time with the likes of them.

i just lost all my s hit completely

[bossedup]

NIC---------E?
excuse you empress spent a long MOT)(ER GLUBBIN time buildin up this nasty rep she got.

his humor's so flat that no one even knows when he's joking

[keepcasual]

Well maybe you haven't been trying hard enough. Maybe you picked the wrong side to make it really stick.

does he know

[bossedup]

is your boss a huge green dude who got super powers?

all he knows is this conversation

[keepcasual]

My boss is a gentleman with a grave fondness for knives doesn't make a habit of employing chumps. Deuce notwithstanding.

So, that's the question. Do you just prefer the company of chumps, or are you one yourself?

[bossedup]

i sea one chump here.
spoilers it aint me.

[keepcasual]

If you're making time with the Felt, I'd put money on there being more than one.

[bossedup]

no wonder he wants you all D---EAD.
yall whiny as shell wont even get a gurl a cuppa joe.

[keepcasual]

The only whining I'm hearing is coming from the other side of your mirror.

You really want coffee, try sneaking some out of Itchy's stash. Just be careful of the special ingredient.

[bossedup]

mirrors dont talk dumb bass.

[keepcasual]

They may not speak, but they still say plenty.

[bossedup]

you soundin cray cray.

[keepcasual]

Guess that tells us where you fall on the chump line.

[bossedup]

imma krill you sucka.

[keepcasual]

Think I'm enough of an amateur to fall to some Felt moll? Honey, you got another thing coming.

Better'n you have already tried with no luck.