TEST DRIVE MEME;

[gangarang]

WELCOME TO THE INTERMISSION

You must post here prior to your acceptance into the comms.
Even if you're not looking to join the game with a character, go ahead and use this.
Just keep it Homestuck kids.
Also below an "R" rating.

REMINDER: No need to pick an alignment! Or go for it. Doesn't matter, none of this is game canon. I don't really care what you do.

pls and thank

Comments

does he know

[bossedup]

is your boss a huge green dude who got super powers?

all he knows is this conversation

[keepcasual]

My boss is a gentleman with a grave fondness for knives doesn't make a habit of employing chumps. Deuce notwithstanding.

So, that's the question. Do you just prefer the company of chumps, or are you one yourself?

[bossedup]

i sea one chump here.
spoilers it aint me.

[keepcasual]

If you're making time with the Felt, I'd put money on there being more than one.

[bossedup]

no wonder he wants you all D---EAD.
yall whiny as shell wont even get a gurl a cuppa joe.

[keepcasual]

The only whining I'm hearing is coming from the other side of your mirror.

You really want coffee, try sneaking some out of Itchy's stash. Just be careful of the special ingredient.

[bossedup]

mirrors dont talk dumb bass.

[keepcasual]

They may not speak, but they still say plenty.

[bossedup]

you soundin cray cray.

[keepcasual]

Guess that tells us where you fall on the chump line.

[bossedup]

imma krill you sucka.

[keepcasual]

Think I'm enough of an amateur to fall to some Felt moll? Honey, you got another thing coming.

Better'n you have already tried with no luck.

[bossedup]

uugh you talkin too much.

[keepcasual]

And you're talking, period.

[bossedup]

stop carpin on.

[keepcasual]

You strike me as a fish out of water, gabbing on like that.

[bossedup]

youre strikin me as a reel piece a work.

[keepcasual]

Work done right has its rewards, and I don't waste my time with any other kind.

[bossedup]

i never do work that aint done right

[keepcasual]

You play for the green shirts, you ain't never done nothing of the sort.

[bossedup]

yo droog when the shell did you get so sassy shoulda known power woulda gone to your head

[keepcasual]

Lady, I never even introduced myself. Where you managed to pull some kinda idea of what level of sass is acceptable, I got no idea. I never met you before, you're just some crazy broad working for the wrong side.

[bossedup]

your jokes are terribubble

[keepcasual]

Not telling any. Who has time for 'em.

[bossedup]

im the empress who took ova your dank purple moon