TEST DRIVE MEME;

[gangarang]

WELCOME TO THE INTERMISSION

You must post here prior to your acceptance into the comms.
Even if you're not looking to join the game with a character, go ahead and use this.
Just keep it Homestuck kids.
Also below an "R" rating.

REMINDER: No need to pick an alignment! Or go for it. Doesn't matter, none of this is game canon. I don't really care what you do.

pls and thank

Comments

[firstly]

How incredibly clever of you all.
Did you really think you organize such a coup without my noticing?

[lalondelicious]

How surprising to find you in a location with lots of weapons. I'm simply agog with astonishment. If I were talking to a man with less of a gentlemanly air I would use an emoticon.
Alas, I am not.
Do you come here often?

[firstly]

Only as often as you do, my dear. That is to say, once.
I don't suspect I'll remain here for long, as I am sure to be interrupted quite soon by an unexpected guest; but one does what he can to keep up.

[lalondelicious]

You'll be leaving?
I suppose that is what you just said. However, what I mean to imply is that I am surprised you're not staying around longer. If only to nod sagely and say "I told you so" or "you should have cut the other wire" to all involved, according to your whim.

[firstly]

But of course.
I am nothing if not a smug being, Miss Lalonde.
That, and a most excellent host.

[lalondelicious]

How could I ever forget that most important attribute?
I'll add it to my list of things to never forget or I will bring shame upon my cow.
First on that list is that I don't have a cow.

[firstly]

You are delightfully bizarre sometimes; did you know? I find it impossibly charming.
I do suppose you know you're doing it too, you minx.

[lalondelicious]

I do know. I would contest the nature of bizarre though. I like to think of myself as just delightful and that itself is the unusual property.
But for the sake of appearances and charming the socks you are almost certainly wearing off:
Moo.

Am I properly odd now?

[firstly]

Why, yes. Almost imperceptibly so of course, thought I do suppose that was the idea.
You've always been properly odd, if I may say so.

[bossedup]

oh shell naw.

[firstly]

Oh, hell no.

hey katie u///u

[bossedup]

glub off

i don't know what you're talking about bro

[firstly]

Hmm, I don't think I will.

katie hes right there on your muselist

[bossedup]

wasnt a request

goddamnit!

[firstly]

I know, and I'm blatantly ignoring it.

[bossedup]

dont you got somefin to sweep up

[keepcasual]

Saying word one would be redundant, guy like you'd just sit back and tell us you already knew. Waste of time for everyone.

Skipping the step was more efficient.

[firstly]

But it leaves so much less room for me to indulge in a bit of harmless gloating.
You'd deny an old man such pleasures?

[keepcasual]

All that and more, if it keeps things running smoothly.

[firstly]

Oh ho. You are a holy terror, Mr. Diamonds.

[keepcasual]

Nothing holy to it, Cueball.

So, you here for a reason or should I just knock you around a bit before you start spilling?

[ he's got...a cue stick... ]

[firstly]

You have a cue stick.

[he knows trololol]

[keepcasual]

Same as ever. And I'll put it to good use if you don't make with the answers quick.

[carapissed]

normally id take the credit
but youre throwing it around like week old candy
how bout you go back to not being spacially aware
or whatever the fuck

[firstly]

Ah, yes. I was wondering when you'd show your face Spades.
A little late perhaps but never mind. The tea hasn't yet begun to cool, so you are 'in the clear'.