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You are being Snowman. You can't even remember how to properly format Homestuck-style posts. How embarrassing.

Still, test drives are a thing.

There are so many people here wearing the wrong kind of hat.

WELL IT IS NOT ME THIS TIME! ...I THINK.

NO, IT IS DEFINITELY NOT ME!

You're not the worst offender, no. But it could be better.

BUT I LIKE MY HAT. IT FEELS RIGHT.

That's because you're stupid.

THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY HAT, THOUGH.

[good job recognizing that insult, Deuce]

[Deuce... no.....]

You've just proved my point.

[HE'S JUST SO USED TO ABUSE FROM HIS OWN CREW IT BOUNCES RIGHT OFF NOW]

BUT.

I DID NOT CALL MY HAT STUPID. BECAUSE IT ISN'T. IT IS A VERY NICE HAT AND I AM VERY PROUD OF IT EVEN IF DROOG ISN'T.

Diamonds Droog is an insufferable, uptight little insect who's too concerned with judging everyone else to actually offer useful advice.

If you ask me, you ought to try a newsboy.

[He would look terrible in a newsboy... she's just being rude.........]

HEY! DROOG CAN BE SORT OF NICE WHEN HE ISN'T TELLING YOU NOT TO BREATH ON HIS SUITS. OR HIS HATS. OR THE NEWSPAPER.

THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE THE KIND OF HAT THAT A DEMOLITIONS MOBSTER TYPE GUY SHOULD BE WEARING TO ME.

We must be fashion-forward, mustn't we? You'll be the first to wear it. Make a statement.

WHAT AM I STATING?

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It's an embarrassing sight, all these schmoes and stooges not paying attention.
A hat is an important part of the ensemble. You wear the wrong one and it throws the whole thing out of balance.
Amateurs, the lot of 'em.

Speak to your little fellows, then.
They're some of the worst offenders in this joint.

Sister, you ain't tell me any news.
Especially when you got that flappy number sitting on top of your own head. Doesn't even match the dress.

Tsk tsk.

Homburgs are dated.

Quite an observation to make. Maybe if you wore one you'd have better luck on that front.

Please. As if I'm going to take advice from somebody who wears a tie.
Why, I could do so many things to you if I just got my hands on that. You know?
Sometimes practicality must outweigh fashion, my dear Droog.

Get close enough to try it and I'll teach you a few lessons yourself. I've got more sense than ta let some distant possibility make me look like a slob. No one touches my tie and lives unless I let 'em.

Of course, a frigid dame like you'd only scare 'em off from trying if you did want 'em close.

Oh, Droog. You think me frigid?
Too bad you won't let me get close enough to show you how wrong you are.

Don't put the blame on me if you're not ready to take the risk. Besides, the claim's already been laid, and I'm not in much of a disloyal mood today.

He doesn't own me. Don't be stupid.
It would be... interesting.

[by "interesting" she means "it would piss slick off and that's great"]

The only thing it'd really turn out to be is a fire hazard.

i can think of bigger problems than hats
im looking at one right now

Clever.
How long did it take you to come up with that one?

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