TEST DRIVE MEME;

[gangarang]

WELCOME TO THE INTERMISSION

You must post here prior to your acceptance into the comms.
Even if you're not looking to join the game with a character, go ahead and use this.
Just keep it Homestuck kids.
Also below an "R" rating.

REMINDER: No need to pick an alignment! Or go for it. Doesn't matter, none of this is game canon. I don't really care what you do.

pls and thank

Comments

[bossedup]

yo
someone get me a coffee none a this milk shit make it black empress got some paperwork and no time for your koi cullshit.
who the eff put this in my offish i swear you dudes want me to wring your necks reel tight.

[keepcasual]

Ma'am, you sound confused. No one here's in the habit of getting their necks wrung unless we're the ones doing the wringing.
Been ages since we bothered swearing fealty to any Empress, too.

Nonetheless, I can respect your tastes. Simple, to the point. No time wasted with elaborate hoopla and dilly-dallying.
So I might consider getting your coffee. While I'm at it, allow me to light that cigarette for you.

[bossedup]

oh its you.
all you hard shelled dudes startin to look alike no wonder bossman wants you all dead.

just get me a coffee dude startin to get reel sicka damage reports.

[keepcasual]

Wouldn't dream of adding a report. With all due respect, I don't tend to share those with strangers.

[bossedup]

whateves.

[keepcasual]

Pithy. So, you want your coffee or not?

[bossedup]

course i want my coffee im fallin asleep here.

[keepcasual]

Can't go sleeping on the job if you expect to last here. We got no room for scrubs here, unless they're getting scrubbed.

Consider this one a freebie, but next time you'll have to pull your weight.

[bossedup]

when the shell did you proper dudes get so sassy.
liked you better when you was on derse followin orders.

[keepcasual]

Derse days are long gone, ma'am. We've moved on since, made this dump inta something to be proud of.

[bossedup]

yeah yeah whateves shiny.
moved on from good ole tyrannicull rullin to dumb paperwork an suits.
this aint what i signed up for.
coffee dont even come with grubloaf saddest coffee i ever saw.

[keepcasual]

Grubloaf needs grubs. You want some you're gonna needta make your own.

No one's got time for the paperwork. That's like getting all dressed up to go nowhere, and we got everywhere to be. Paperwork was for the old days, the bad days, when we played to the King's tune.

Our crew runs things here, you gotta problem with it, you take it up with the boss. You wanna talk to the boss, you go through me. So, tell me, lady, whatcha got that's so important to say?

[bossedup]

do i look like a mother glub.

boss
ugh.
i hate that guy hes always showin up when im tryin to run my ship.

[keepcasual]

I don't know what you or no mother glub looks like, so I can't exactly speak to that statement.

I also don't know no ships Slick's been taking an interest to. We certainly ain't got any on inventory, unless he's casing for an acquisition.

[bossedup]

who the eff is slick

[keepcasual]

He's the boss. Who else would he be?

[bossedup]

dont sound like a boss.
def no boss a mine.

[keepcasual]

He's the only boss worth mentioning. Like I said, we run this town. Built it up from the barren wastes the whole dead planet had become with nothing but our own hands.

[bossedup]

snooze.
dont sound as convincin as a ten foot green dude with impressive bling leg.
bossman might be gigantic douchefin but he's got mad style.

[keepcasual]

One of his, eh?

Well, we can take it for granted you won't be getting that coffee, then.

[bossedup]

yall rude as shell yo.

[keepcasual]

You wanna get mad at something, blame the troupe of ruffians and troublemakers you've fallen in with. Nice girl like you shouldn't be wasting time with the likes of them.

i just lost all my s hit completely

[bossedup]

NIC---------E?
excuse you empress spent a long MOT)(ER GLUBBIN time buildin up this nasty rep she got.

his humor's so flat that no one even knows when he's joking

[keepcasual]

Well maybe you haven't been trying hard enough. Maybe you picked the wrong side to make it really stick.

does he know

[bossedup]

is your boss a huge green dude who got super powers?